Cool aphorisms about happiness
To be happy, you just need to remove three feelings from your soul - greed, envy and jealousy.
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I just saw a happy man. ... I’ll go look in the mirror again
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I met a girl. But her parents are against our happiness. They want me to get married.
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If you're flying in the sky with happiness, check to see if you've just been scammed!
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I'm fine. I'm happy. I have nothing to please you with.
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Happy is the one who has learned to admire and not envy.
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Your happiness is that I am not your happiness!
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What is happiness?
You can't listen to everyone.
Happiness is a sweet drink,
Good to eat.
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Happiness was so possible, and so possible, and so possible
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Happiness is when you don’t have to lie that everything is fine...
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Money doesn't buy happiness.
LOH
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How little I need to be happy - a little affection, a few words
A simple loving look and the phrase “Sweet dreams” at night...
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Have you heard the weather forecast for tomorrow? - Tomorrow they promise wind from the side of luck, and precipitation in the form of HAPPINESS!!!
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Someday a truck loaded with gingerbread will overturn on my street.
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A man's happiness is measured in LITERS. Women's happiness is in CARATS.
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Happy is not the one who has everything, but the one who has enough of what he has!
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They say that the black streak is retribution for happy days... Damn, where did I manage to grab so much happiness?
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I walk with my eyes closed and a smile from ear to ear towards my future happiness through a field of rakes!
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Just honor a man with happiness: You should sleep with him more often and bother him less!!!
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Happy hours don't watch...
15 days just go by like that.
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There would be no happiness... but they poured...
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You can look for the keys to happiness all your life without ever realizing that there is no lock.
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Happiness consists of little things that are accessible to everyone. You just need to learn to notice them.
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Of course, happiness is not found in money, but no one knows what it is! But, if you have money in your hands, then this raises your tone.
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What is happiness?
- See the toilet and have time to run to it.
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Happiness is like health: when you don’t notice it, it means it’s there.
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HAPPINESS is when you pass by a pharmacy - because nothing hurts. You pass by the store because you have everything. And you go home, because they are waiting for you there!
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My heart is tearing my bra apart, where are you wandering, my happiness?
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It is not beauty that makes a woman happy, on the contrary, happiness makes a woman beautiful.
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There is no point in giving a recipe for family happiness. Each family has its OWN SET OF PRODUCTS!
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The secret of female happiness is simple: new shoes, a good manicure and a bald girlfriend.
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A horseshoe brings happiness only to those in the saddle.
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I don't ask God to give me what I want. I ask you to give me something that will make me happy.
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Sometimes you are so happy that you feel sad for those around you...
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In youth it seems that there will be happiness, in old age it seems that there was happiness.
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And once upon a time for complete happiness one ice cream was enough for us...
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Happiness smiled at me once
And beckoned me into the distance,
Then they hit me twice in the eye,
But for the sake of happiness, it’s not a pity even for five.
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Everyone has their own recipe for happiness... I have it written on the ceiling: tomorrow I’ll quit eating... Every morning, when I wake up, I see this inscription and think: it’s good that tomorrow, and not today
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Optimists think that there will be happiness, pessimists think that there was happiness. And only realists know that happiness exists.
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If a woman behaves like a child, then she is happy.
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Let's go smash plates, or what? Luckily...
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There is no need to chase happiness, you need to lie in its path.
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The most beautiful outfit of a woman is happiness!!! Wear it without taking it off!!!
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A marriage in which one half snores and the other half cannot hear is called happy.
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If some women are lucky and have successfully married, they are loved - they begin to be filled with happiness, sometimes up to 100 kg.
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It does not warn of happiness... Bam, and you are happy! Always be ready for it!
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Today I'm just happy!
And why... I don’t know...
After all, life is beautiful - that’s a fact!
And I love this fact!!!
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| Category: , The funniest and funny aphorisms about happiness- you will find them in my post today. I am posting them in continuation of the holiday theme of aphorisms, which began in the last post. These aphorisms are also wise, but also funny. It seems to me that humor is the highest wisdom, because many can be smart, but only a few can be smart and cheerful. Let us honor what these few say. 1. Learn to love hell and you will find yourself in heaven! Pythagoras 2. Make sure you get what you want, otherwise you'll have to like what you get. George Bernard Shaw 3. Be that as it may, it could have been better, although it could have been worse. Balzac 4. Life gives a person, at best, one unique moment, and the secret of happiness is to repeat this moment as often as possible. Oscar Wilde 5. Women have only one means of making us happy and thirty thousand means of making us unhappy. Heinrich Heine 6. Happiness is when everyone envy you, but they can’t spoil you... 7. Happiness is when you think that you were killed, but your leg was only blown off. 8. There is no need to chase happiness, you need to lie in its path. 9. The sun shines for everyone, but only the lucky ones sunbathe. 10. How much does a person need to be completely happy? Few! But only so that others have even less... 11. Happiness for a woman is not only the state of her soul, but also the state of her husband. 12. Happiness is when you are understood... in your own way. 13. Happy people don’t watch the clock, and then complain that happiness didn’t last long. By the way, I highly recommend that those who read but have not subscribed to it yet do so. Then you won't miss anything. This is done in three clicks: If something doesn't work out, write to me atThe funniest and coolest aphorisms about happiness:
5 funny aphorisms of famous personalities:
8 aphorisms from unknown authors, but no less cool:
What does the word cool mean? I'm afraid that you won't find this word in Dahl's dictionary for the simple reason that it appeared not so long ago, although its root is ancient (prick, prickly, prickly). It is from this root that the word “cool” comes from, meaning prickly, ironic, funny. At first, the cognate verb “to joke” was more popular. This word was not as harmless as it might seem at first glance. On the contrary, it indicated a rather harsh way of ridiculing an unsuspecting person. But cool is a good-natured word! Therefore, funny statuses about life are a necessary attribute of every person who values a sense of humor. “Funny things” help us build and live, so may we always have them in stock and may there be enough of them for any situation!!! Cool statuses have a special charm and a special mission,
they are understandable, open, kind, transparent and witty. This is an outlet in our time, when reality sometimes gives us moments of despair and disappointment. Therefore, there should be many of them, they should be different.
We read, we add, we think about it. Happy reading and good luck to everyone!
He who has a sense of humor laughs well. The brake usually has the last laugh...
Whatever happens, pretend that this is exactly what you wanted...
The hardest thing to give is what is not given to you.
While I have measured seven times, others have already been cut off.
It's better to laugh at you than to cry.
Everything is going well, it’s just a pity that it’s passing by...
They learn from their mistakes, but they do from the mistakes of others successful career.
How difficult it is to crawl with your head held high!
It is difficult to enter into history; it is much easier to get caught up in it.
Man, you don’t offer your hand, you don’t have a heart, at least give it to your neck
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Cool statuses about happiness
Did you notice? If your mother breaks a glass, then it’s good luck, but if you break it, then your hands are out of your ass.
Happiness is when the President's New Year's address is on TV, and guests prefer to listen to your New Year's toast
Happiness is a short-term mental disorder caused by sudden relief from old troubles with the help of new ones.
Happiness is when your desires are shocked by your capabilities
Happiness is when you lie next to her and watch the stars fall, and at the same time you don’t make a single wish because you already have each other.
Happiness is positive emotions and hormones endorphins, and positive emotions are emotions that arise if you put everything
Happiness is like health: when you don’t notice it, it means it’s there
There is happiness, it’s just not my turn now...
Happiness is when they say good things about you, and you are still alive)
If you ever find it while chasing happiness, you, like the old woman looking for her glasses, will find that happiness was right on your nose all along.
Happiness is if you have no time to think about the fact that you are unhappy...
One girl was lucky. Happiness also did not remain in debt and had it.
Don't be ashamed of your bad habits.
Smoking, wine, impulses of passion -
of course they shorten life,
but they can prolong moments of happiness.
And there will be happiness if there is peace in the soul...
IN New Year, with old happiness!!! You can't ask for anything better!
In the year of the Snake with happiness from the Dragon: I wonder if they will make peace?
Yes, and my life is striped, but it is not a zebra, but a rainbow.
If happiness smiles at you, don’t forget to smile back, even if your smile is not perfect.
If you’re not crying out of happiness, then stop, it’s no use anyway.
Because of a lack of happiness, we interfere in other people's lives; because of an excess, everyone interferes in ours.
The best way to avenge yourself is to become happy!
I was only seven heavens away from the seventh...
I'm not happy by default! Please go to settings!
Laziness, stupidity and weakness of will make us unhappy, but it is better for us to whine like little children than to at least try to overcome these qualities.
People, help me find the button to turn on happiness! Someone turned it off by mistake...
It's so good to be small. There, happiness even lies in the fact that you were not eaten by monsters on the way to the toilet.
Our childhood was more interesting and much happier! Real friends, paper letters, no need for online and social media. We were conscientiously friends for years, walked on the street until nightfall. And all this without contact, classmates and mobile phone...
Best status:
In pursuit of happiness, just stop. You will be terribly surprised that it is peeking out over your shoulder nearby...
Girls love not those who swear their love all the time, but those who make her happy around her.
As a child, we were happy without the Internet, we didn’t need gifts and hundreds of friends in contact, we did without mobile phones and still somehow found ourselves!
I don’t need anything for my happiness! Just a bright avatar in contact, milk chocolate and a few words of declaration of love.
There is happiness. I know him. I know his phone number, his habits, the color of his eyes. They are beautiful. He has gentle hands and is a great kisser!
The cat is missing. Missing left hind leg, one ear and half a tail. Castrated. Nickname Lucky.
Don't bother... found happiness...
Happiness exists only when there is someone to share it with.
Cold... Lack of happiness... No one warms anything... Lost my mind... What is this?... - It's autumn, dear...
Happiness is when you meet your ex with a girl, and she is scary. And you and the oligarch leave the boutique “Everything for a Wedding”
Happiness is when the desired coincides with the inevitable.
Happiness is when he, who will not be woken up even by alarm clocks, wakes up because I stopped hugging him.
So that you shudder from the fact that I am happy!
Happiness is when you don’t have time to go online because your loved ones are with you.
Learn to let go... Happiness is always will find his way back.
She sits on the windowsill with a mug of coffee...and thoughts fly through her head at a speed of 1000 miles per second...she is so tired of fighting for her happiness...it's time to give herself a day off...and just sit on the windowsill...watching the happiness of others...
There is no road to happiness... Happiness is the road.
Do you want to be happy? Leave the past in the past!
Oh, baby, you hear, don’t meddle in other people’s happiness. - What? “I’m telling you, you took your hands away from my chocolate.”
Happiness does not depend on the amount of money! But it’s better to be sad in a Bentley than in a minibus!
Did you notice? If your mother broke the mug, then it’s good luck, but if you break it, then your hands are out of your ass 😀
No man is happy until he considers himself happy.
Happiness... It lasts a second... But you remember it forever...
Happiness is when you see him looking at you and smiling
I'm happy by default. please don't mess with the settings.
The task of making a person happy was not part of the plan for creating the world.
There is no such thing as a happy life, there are only happy days.
You can't build happiness without mistakes!
I bought a new magnet for the refrigerator.. Now you walk into the kitchen at 1 am, and on the refrigerator in the dark the inscription glows: “HAPPINESS IS NOT IN FOOD, BATTLET”...))
Hello! -Hello. - I saw you recently... you were walking so happy, with someone else... - Well, yes, but you decided to come back and ruin everything? -No. I just saw you with someone else and it somehow sucked that you were happy...
Every second spent with you is a great happiness for me!
Childhood is that happy time when you run out of the toilet at night and are glad that you weren’t eaten.
You need to be able to be content with little, because this skill is happiness
Don't say that you are the unluckiest person in the world. You just can't find happiness within yourself
Most people are only as happy as they decide to be.
Happiness is when there is the same person in the house, in bed and in your head.
- How much does a person need to be happy? - A lot. A whole other person.
If mom breaks a cup, it’s lucky, but if you break it, your hands are growing out of your ass.
You shouldn’t try to make the whole world happy, you just need to help those around you. (With)
Anyone who says you can't buy happiness has never bought a puppy.
If happiness smiles at you, don’t forget to smile back.
If I decide not to do anything, then I can’t be stopped!
Happiness cannot have “experience”...
I want happiness... such small happiness, with tiny arms and legs and with your eyes.
For someone to be happy, they don’t need a car, money, a view of New York... But I just need you... Just nearby... And just forever!
I just believed in a dream... and my dream came true.
Happy exes don't write...
And they lived happily ever after... until they met...
I realized: when you’re happy, you can’t tell anyone about it...
I thought this was the beginning of happiness. But I was wrong. It was happiness itself
The best way to avenge yourself is to become happy!
A little female happiness is worth a huge male effort...
You are a scoundrel and a bastard! But I congratulate you, such an unforgettable infection! I wish you everything you want to have! In short, BE HAPPY!
To find out what happiness is, you must first do something bad, and then return everything as it was.
Sometimes just one smile is enough to make you happy...
From unhappy love, fools shoot themselves. Smart people write poetry. The smartest people don't fall in love...
I want to be happy! And you will help me with this!
Someday a truck loaded with gingerbread will overturn on my street.
Being loved is more than being rich. Because to be loved means to be happy. money can't buy happiness...
Happiness is not when your ex goes with a girl and she is scary. Happiness is when he goes with you and is not an ex at all.
They lived happily ever after. Until we found out that others live longer and happier...
Happiness is when you love me and when there are a lot of shoes in the closet.
Happy New Year with old happiness!!! You can't ask for anything better!
Happiness is when you really want to go to work in the morning, and in the evening you really want to go home.
All people bring happiness. Some by their presence, others by their absence.
How nice it is to see a happy person in the mirror every day.
My heart beats in the rhythm of happiness and no one can stop it...
I bought a new magnet for the refrigerator. Now you walk into the kitchen at 1 am, and on the refrigerator in the dark the inscription glows: “HAPPINESS IS NOT IN FOOD, CATTLE”...))
Dreams of happiness only move us away from our goals.
Happiness is not when your ex goes with a girl and she is scary. Happiness is when he goes with you and is not an ex at all.
One is in my heart, another is in my thoughts, the third is on my phone screensaver... I'm happy!
The world was created for me to purr!
Can I die of happiness right now?
Only on Friday afternoon do you understand: in principle, you can live
Can I please get some happiness on credit?
You shouldn’t try to make the whole world happy, you just need to help those around you.
I was only one sky away from the seventh...
How much human happiness has been shattered just because one of the two did not say in a timely manner: “Sorry”
Happiness is when you don’t have time to go online because you’re always hanging out somewhere with your friends.
By trying for the happiness of others, we find our own.
Happy is he who considers himself happy!
I'm just HAPPY that I HAVE YOU... This is happiness))
I want to be the reason for your happiness
Happiness is not in money, Happiness is in the things it can buy.
Depression is simply a period of intense need for happiness...
I'm happy by default! Please don't mess with the settings!
And tomorrow there will be happiness between us...
Yes, and my life is striped, but it is not a zebra, but a rainbow.
I'm very happy! Yes, yes, yes! And whoever ruins my mood, I’ll throw slippers at me!
Draw “happiness” in my heart.
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children...
Happiness is when you don’t have free time to think about the meaning of life.
All people bring happiness, but some by their presence, and others by their absence...
Depression is simply a period of intense need for happiness.
Each person is the architect of his own happiness. Good luck!
If you're not crying out of happiness, then stop.
...Here you are! Yes, yes you are! Who is currently reading this status! Be happy, do you hear? Just be happy!…
Sometimes, to become truly happy, you need to take a step back... After all, many doors open towards themselves.
I opened the curtains to make it brighter outside. This is me shining with happiness.
I always tell everyone that everything is fine with me and I’m happy, no matter what. After all, our thoughts are material!
If you ever find it while chasing happiness, you will, like the old woman looking for her glasses, discover that happiness was right on your nose all along.
The most unfortunate animal is the octopus. He has legs from his ears, and hands from his ass, and his ass itself has ears, and his brains, in fact, are also in his ass.
Whoever considers himself unhappy becomes unhappy.
We have learned to imitate not only orgasms, but also happiness. Beautiful. Sincerely. Inimitable.
42 accidents begin with the words: “Look what I can do! “The remaining 58 said: “Bullshit! Look it right!”
